(Low, breathless, well-modulated narrator's voice)
We had the Teflon President (Raygun Ronnie).
We had the CIA President (George Herbert Walker Andrew
Bodacious Bush. And now we have...
Politically Correct Man!
A liberal on Monday, Wednesday and Friday,
a moderate on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday,
and on Sunday, a born-again, dead-again, Catholic,
Protestant, vegetarian, Buddhist who flies about
with the aid of pyramid-shaped crystals and
nuclear-powered broccoli, directed by signals
straight from the Dog Planet.
Raised in a poverty-ridden black neighborhood of
Los Angeles by Native American, feminist, Amazon
parents, Politically Correct Man
accidentally made money later in life when he
accidentally became the governor of Arkansas.
Now president of the United States of America,
Politically Correct Man has
devoted his life to helping the poor, the
downtrodden, the homeless, the helpless, and the
shiftless, no matter the cost to the taxpayer.
Accompanied by his side kick, Gore Man,
he battles the forces of evil and good with equal aplomb.
(Being Added as Time Permits)
- Origins of the Species
- The Great Rock Music Massacree
- The Mexico-Mars Scandal
- A Day in the Life
- PC Man Stops the Indian Wars <--NEW!
To Be Continued...
Last updated: 26 May 2001
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