We can't disclose full contest entries yet, but we can let you see a few of the letters of support we have received. Meanwhile, write letters to or call Geoffrey! Alert Marion Barry! Write the Surgeon General! (Maybe we can get on TV when the CDC is sent in to wipe us out!)
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Names will be added after the contest is over.
Some of these have been lightly edited purely for spelling, grammar, or strong language. My comments are emphasized just like this text.
[RRU,]...you may want to change your default subject line before the BATF comes knocking at your door and limits you to one giraffes, the length of his neck, and when you pass on, you'll be forced to sell your giraffes out of state or destroy them.
Is it me, or have we gone nuts as a society?
I agree, but don't ask me - I'm just the TRU Legal Department's intended roadkill.
P.S. My Lions & Tigers will gladly eat ANY long necked beasty!
This person and their spouse run a Big Cat preserve.
Often on the side of the road there are little tire shops that say Tires-R-us - why are these small shops not receiving the same [problem] that a web site is getting? What about small children that write their Rs backwards - are we to now say they can not? Because it is much like the R in Toys-R-us. I assure you I will never, never, never shop at Toys-R-Us although I haven't shopped there much since there are no small children in my family. Some day there will be children and I will never take them to see that stinking giraffe. This entire law suit is sickening. There is no point to it and I see no reason that they should care.
I can't believe they wanna sue you. I just opened a homepage called AREA 51 (http://meteor.uscolo.edu/an5458jo/index.html) that pokes fun at all those UFO people. That'd be like the government trying to sue ME. As for them trying to sue you...they can't do that. I'm a graphic artist (well, getting my degree right now) and Roadkills-R-Us is NOT in violation of any type of copyright. All a person has to do is change at least 20 percent of a name or trademark and it is considered their own. For instance, I could come up with a name like Toys-R-Mine and they can't do a thing about it.
That would be like the Hard Rock Cafe suing the Roadkill Cafe. That just ain't right. If you ask me, I think the corporate giraffes are getting a bit too corporate, but without the sense of legality. Sheesh-some people's kids. I know I ain't buying games from there anymore. Software Etc. here I come. E-mail me and tell me how things are going
P.S. If they try suing you, I can get a good chunk of cyberspace titling their pages with an R-Us. They can't sue ALL of us, ya know?
I look forwards to seeing a web site named Toys-R-Mine any day now.
These tactics will be designed to garner TRU a bigger and bigger sand box on the Net , thereby expanding their commercial base. Their toy can be considered to be the newfound immense possible base of consumers that the Net represents. Their assault on RRU represents a terrorist tactic designed to display a show of force on the Net. It is similar to a bully with a lot of friends threatening a single individual on a playground. The bully acts in this manner because he believes there will be no repercussions.
However, in this instance, the bully has attacked a system capable of easily withstanding such a childish assault. I agree with your boycott and will heretofore boycott completely Toys R Us and will recommend a similar boycott to all individuals whom I know are considering purchasing from the lovable yet quietly antagonistic Geoffrey. The essence of TRU's claim is that there is an association in the minds of individuals between Roadkill and Toys...How exactly this association is made is something that I, as a rational human being, cannot seem to find. Their claim is utterly ridiculous and should be considered a complete lapse of reason on the part of TRU.
When an entity, be it individual or corporate, acts in an irrational manner, it falls upon rational individuals to impose some standard of reason upon that entity. The boycott is the simplest, yet most effective means of allowing this particular bully to become aware of the fact that their proposed domination of the sand box [NET] will not be allowed by the MILLIONS of individuals who wish to peacefully co-exist in this new environment. If TRU believes that such tactics as they have been using to be effective methods of dealing with problems, then they are not setting a very good example to the children of the world and I would strongly suggest that parents of the world consider if capitalism should, in this instance, dominate common sense. Buy your toys at Wal-mart or the mall or, better yet, MAKE your kid a toy.
As for a new name, I would say this...NO NEW NAME is the best answer to TRU. If a new name is absolutely necessary, contact CNN [seriously] and let them know that it will be TOYS HAVE INFLATED HEADS.
Unfortunately, they're firmly-footed in reality enough to waste your time and sic lawyers on you.
Yo! Toys R Us. Wake up and smell the coffee! Leave cyberspace alone until you understand it and stop harassing innocent people!
Dear Ms. Fowler:
I ran across Mr. O'Neal's RRU homepage today and began to read about the current issue your company has with his web site. I am in shock that a company, such as yours, with a reputation for supposedly being on the front-edge of the technological path with respect to what your stores offer, is engaged in this incredulous war with Mr. O'Neal. Are you and your attorneys so incredibly out of touch with reality that you don't know the difference between a legitimate business and a fictitious comedy? This is along the same lines as [Quayle's] attack on Murphy Brown.
This isn't REAL, folks!
My family spends approximately $500 per year on merchandise from your store. You have just lost a faithful customer. We will begin to make our purchases elsewhere! I am also going to include this incredibly outrageous story in my family newsletter and ask my family members to also boycott your stores.
This time, ``big business'' has gone too far!
I'm sure I could, but I don't have to. Someone else just did. 8^) Besides - look at THEIR tactics!
In this case, it's a little bit different, and in my humble opinion about as ridiculous as trademarking the word delicious. Toys R Us has no grounds to bother you on at all. I'm sure if they did, you'd be in court already. Right now (until internic decides to get just a little bit more anal) they can't even bug you about your domain name. It seems as though these people have just too much power in their own little worlds, but on the Internet, it's going to take a while for all these big wigs to GET A [STINKING] CLUE. In the mean time, Microsoft will bug the people at micros0ft.com, McDonalds will continue [having fits] over mcdonalds.com and other cases such as yours will exist.
If I could do more than boycott (not like I have a NEED for any useless plastic anyhow) and protest (have you thought about it? I bet they'd lose lots of business (mothers probably don't want their children exposed to protesting)) I would. I get so sick of companies just amusing them selves by bringing up total [COW PIES] cases like this that it's almost as nauseating as all those people that feel that ``all that stuff on the Internet is garbage, AOL is so much better.'' And indeed is somewhat the same.
Just as AOL and the Internet are nothing alike to begin with (and therefore couldn't really be better or worse than one another) if, in the real business world, you were to start a business called Roadkills R Us, it might have some impact on them, but you didn't and it won't, because this isn't the business world, as far as I know, You haven't started selling toys off of your page yet, so it just shouldn't matter a RAT'S [DONKEY] to them what you do.
Truly the Net is a wonderful and interesting place.
Please forward this note to the powers that be at Toys R Us:
If I must... 8^)
Who in their right mind would confuse Roadkill R Us with Toys R Us?? Have you made so much money this past year you are panting to spend it on a lawyer-fest destined to lose in court? And gather so much bad press (and Internet disdain) that your public relations department couldn't counter it with an infomercial?
Forhevvinsakes, get real. And spend your stockholders' money
on something of value. This is NOT an assault on your trade-
mark no matter how widely some dingbat lawyer wants to interpret
P.S. Until your jack-booted thug lawyers cease and desist harassing Roadkill R Us, my family is boycotting Toys R Us. I can get my Christmas gifts elsewhere...Target, Costco, Wal-Mart. You know, your REAL competitors.
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