The Talk.Bizarre Web.Whatsit
Some of these pages are
your total annoyance. We are, after all, talking
about teeDOTbee on the Wuh Wuh Wuh.
If YoU hAvE tO aSk,
YoU dOn'T wAnT tO kNoW.
``It's not news named the
talk dot bizarre froup,
it's a news froup named
talk dot bizarre.''
-Jim Fulton, X guru, in the throes of a convulsion induced by a 148 degree (F)
Touch a volcano to see what most mortals
see in talk.bizarre or anything else in
the picture to see the reality (217 kb).
``If it never hurts your brain, it isn't teeDOTbee!''
WHY isn't this page UNDER CONSTRUCTION?
Because, unlike some MORONS, these pages
understand the t.b motto:
Read. Learn. Evolve.
It's evolving. Not ``under construction''.
``Better Living Through Creative Mayhem''
What's In Here That Won't Consume You
We have cool tee shirts (none available
- so sorry), as does one of our sponsors,
You can also check out the Prehistory of
talk.bizarre, the Meaning of Life
in talk.bizarre (including the Evolutionary Theory of
its origin), and the Creationist
Theory of the t.b origin.
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(Taos. Aug 11.)
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 Currently Asleep at the Wheel 
 Which Explains A Lot, Eh?
Evidently, there has been some confusion over this Web Page's
purpose. Which is pretty stupid, as it has none. It sold its
purpose to the Algerians - well, actually traded it. For
hypertext-ready, MIRV newtron bombs.
Either fill in the Wuh Wuh Wuh form or
send email to the address at the bottom of the page (sic).
Assistance : Various bizarrites
Concept : Tom Boutell
Full Directory : d. Page, Tom Boutell
Implementation, Current : RRU
BoB stuff : j.j's pages or other BoB pages
Eruption : John F. Woods
Plaid : dfan Schmidt
Plonk : kevin carothers <email@example.com>
Sponsor Logos : Respective owners
TINC badge/logo : Jonathan Vail
Z Pitiful Remainder, & all Mutilations: Miles O'Neal
Last updated: 25 Oct 2001
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