The Talk.Bizarre Web.Whatsit

Some of these pages are netscape-dehanced for your total annoyance. We are, after all, talking about teeDOTbee on the Wuh Wuh Wuh.

If YoU hAvE tO aSk, YoU dOn'T wAnT tO kNoW.

``It's not news named the talk dot bizarre froup, it's a news froup named talk dot bizarre.'' -Jim Fulton, X guru, in the throes of a convulsion induced by a 148 degree (F) fever.

[If you had graphics, there would be a volcano here!] [If you had graphics, there would be a volcano here!] Touch a volcano to see what most mortals see in talk.bizarre or anything else in the picture to see the reality (217 kb).

``If it never hurts your brain, it isn't teeDOTbee!''


Because, unlike some MORONS, these pages understand the t.b motto:

Read. Learn. Evolve.

It's evolving. Not ``under construction''.

``Better Living Through Creative Mayhem'' -BoB teCh


TINC What's In Here That Won't Consume You TINC


We have cool tee shirts (none available - so sorry), as does one of our sponsors, X Industries.

You can also check out the Prehistory of talk.bizarre, the Meaning of Life in talk.bizarre (including the Evolutionary Theory of its origin), and the Creationist Theory of the t.b origin.


What's New?

X Industries is on the web!

The Official HOTT.BOB tee shirt!

An Official Web.biZZaRe Press Release

(Taos. Aug 11.)

And the Offical t.b Font!

TalK.BizZarE Jargon, In-joke, Insider Traiting, and Haiku Explanations


BoB Photos

[BoB n AmI] <-- BobBoB - WE GOT PHOTOS - rochBoB --> [Scorpion]
These BoB pages courtesy of j.j .

The Gallery of BoB...
Brought to you by Anvil Graphics and Eric Scheirer.


*PLONK* CyberSpace Corpse *PLONK*

Sponsors, but Hardly reSponsible

[Roadkills-R-Us] [X Industries] [CyberSight]
[Anvil Graphics] [Spinnwebe] [Spatula City]
Trailing Edge Technologies (defunct)
The IMRF (defunct?)
Clipper Chip Newtwork Solutions

Non-Contributory Sponsors

(Don't Ask, Don't Tell)

[1] There Is No cabal [1]
[2] Currently Asleep at the Wheel [3]
[3] Which Explains A Lot, Eh?


So What?

Evidently, there has been some confusion over this Web Page's purpose. Which is pretty stupid, as it has none. It sold its purpose to the Algerians - well, actually traded it. For hypertext-ready, MIRV newtron bombs.


How do I get there from here?

Either fill in the Wuh Wuh Wuh form or send email to the address at the bottom of the page (sic).


Credits & Debits

   Assistance              : Various bizarrites
   Concept                 : Tom Boutell
   Full Directory          : d. Page, Tom Boutell
   Implementation, Current : RRU
   BoB stuff               : j.j's pages or other BoB pages
   Eruption                : John F. Woods
   Plaid                   : dfan Schmidt
   Plonk                   : kevin carothers <kevin@drogges.tti.com>
   Sponsor Logos           : Respective owners
   TINC badge/logo         : Jonathan Vail
   Z Pitiful Remainder, & all Mutilations: Miles O'Neal
Last updated: 25 Oct 2001


These pages are netscape-dehanced to get that total, virtually bizarre, scent.


Miles O'Neal, <meo@rru.com>
Rte 1, Box 558 / Leander, TX / 78641-9413
Web space provided by Schober O'Neal.