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                       - A Tasteless Movie ]|[ -
                           
                               Starring:
 
                              Kurt Cobain


                   Written, Directed, and Produced by:
 
                              Heath Doerr
             
                            Special Thanks:
              CygnusEd Pro, Figlet, Bacardi, Killian's Red,
                    and Mike Weber for inspiration.






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                            T H E   E N D

           (c) 1994 'ASCII and ye shall receive' productions

  This film was created for the enjoyment of the readers of alt.tasteless.
    It is should not be distributed to any other newsgroups, especially
           alt.music.nirvana.  Let's show some tact people.
   

   Watch for 'A Tasteless Movie IV' coming soon to a terminal near you!