The Doublecross of Souvenir Retailing

We would never stoop so low as to hawking cheap, gold-plated, 2-dimensional replicas of an artifact of such historical and religious (to some dead South American Indians, anyway) import. Not even if you offered us $4.95US plus tax.

Well, maybe then.

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Last updated: 25 October 2001

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