The Doublecross of Souvenir Retailing
We would never stoop so low as to hawking cheap, gold-plated,
2-dimensional replicas of an artifact of such historical
and religious (to some dead South American
Indians, anyway) import. Not even if you offered us $4.95US
Well, maybe then.
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