PAGES AND PAGES OF PAGES AND PAGES
The HTML harvest this year should have been huge. Everywhere you looked, there were signs of a bumper crop. Indeed, the fields were full of it, so what happened?First, vast quantities of HTML were found to be of poor quality. These were quietly siphoned off onto the black market. Some of it is being traded to Russia for nuclear missiles. Most of it ends up being sold as "discount" HTML to mom and pop stores, and to kids.
But even with this, the HTML was so plentiful that many HTML designers and coders lost their jobs as the work was given to college kids, then high school kids, then wetbacks, and finally to nursery school dropouts.
You can now find many WWW veterans on street corners, holding up signs:
In the meantime, the Clinton administration is turning over control of the HTML supply to (surprise!) the Fed, since the usual code farm subsidies aren't working (nobody who accepted money to not grow HTML has lasted a day without at least tweaking a web page).. Alan Greenspan is expected to announce any day that the HTML prime rate (the rate at which backbone ISPs deliver product via HTTP (HTML Transportation and Transit Ports) will be cut back.
- Will code HTML for food.
- Veteran of the browser wars, please help.
- Give me HTML work or I unleash a virus on Yahoo.
Investors are urged to sell their HTML and put their money into plain text.