|Name:||Michael Death Breedin' Debinhex|
|Family:||rather not talk about it|
|Physical Location:||Round Rock, TX|
Signatories of the Constitution of the United States of Roadkills-R-Us shall be deemed tagged, regardless of the presence of any physical tag, per se.
All other Private Defectives must be tagged.
The tagging system shall utilize a set of fees which will pay for all aspects of the tagging system. The following fees are recommended:
The tag shall be constructed of a blend of highly radioactive materials and enough steel to set off even the most jaded airport metal detector. The minimum mass of the tag shall be 5 kilograms. The tag shall be applied anywhere on the body of the taggee by the tagger, at the tagger's sole discretion. The tagger must be a licensed, tagged, Private Defective.
Prior to being tagged as a Private Defective, an individual must first be licensed as a Private Defective.
Signatories of the Constitution of the United States of Roadkills-R-Us shall be licensed for free, and in perpetuity, under a grandfather (or grandmother, if applicable) clause, providing said signatory shall have been a practicing Private Defective at the time of signing said Constitution.
All others wishing to practice as Private Defectives must be licensed.
The licensing system shall utilize a set of fees which will pay for all aspects of the licensing system. The following fees are recommended: