Michael Debinhex, Private Defective

also Vice President

Hi. I'm Michael Debinhex. I'm in charge of the investigative units and enforcement arms of Roadkills-R-Us, the explosive growth industry founded by my good friend and mentor, Miles O'Neal. I have every hope of some day turning RRU's police forces into something to rival the 1990s FBI and BATF, the 1980s GRU, or the 1970s NBC.

Our Future's so Bright We Have Tinted Eyeballs

Recently, some of us here at RRU started a bleeding-edge group called (amazingly enough) Roadkills-R-Us. In this brilliant, take-no-prisoners (my favorite part), awesome new band, I hold the fort. I not only drive a Tempo, I set one. Drums, percussion, hubcaps, if you can bang it, I do.

I also co-write some of the lyrics, music, choreography, light scores, and other stuff we do, along with my wtin sister (Michelle and that sorry president of ours, Miles. I hope some day we vote in someone who can keep his head. Instead of just someone else's.

Sweet Home Alabama

I've never lived in Alabama, but I love Lynyrd Skynyrd. One of my deepest regrets is that the NAB got to their plane crash site before RRU could. Anyway, I live in Round Rock, Texas, named for (what else) a rather plain looking round rock that was a sight for sore eyes in the olden days when Round Rock was just a watering spot on the Chisholm Trail. I live near Sam Bass Road, named after a famous ``gentleman outlaw'' (Sam bass, if memory serves me right). This is Texas - what do you expect?

Cases I can Talk About

Many of my cases are confidential, for obvious reasons. These are some of those in the public eye.
  1. Andy Whitman - Missing Legend
  2. Tasbu Part 1
    (written up by my friend Miles)
  3. Tasbu Part 2
    (written up by my friend Miles)
  4. Roger's Bane
    (ghost-written by my friend Miles)
Last updated: 14 July 1998

Copyright 1994-7 Michael Debinhex, Round Rock, TX. All rights reserved.

Michael Debinhex, <md@rru.com> (home), <md@rru.com> (work),
Rte 1, Box 558 / Leander, TX / 78641-9413