Suzi Styrofoam's Home Page

On the Internet, nobody knows you're an airhead!


Hi! I'm Suzi, Vice President of Legal Stuff for Roadkills-R-Us. I started out as Miles' AA and Engineer in Training!

We work together pretty closely. You can see how Miles and I met.

Roadkills-R-Us - the Band

Recently some of were sitting around at work, wallowing in animal parts because of a shipping strike (plus, they're more comfortable than many chairs) and we decided to start a band. Just like that.

Anyway, here are some of the things I play:

Miles writes most of the stuff, except for when he's busy being dead or something, and Michelle and Michael help with the writing. Gloria and I are just pretty faces and awesome axes.

Missing Persons (or Parts Thereof)

Some people think I'm not all here. They're right. Once when I was between jobs after the economic collapse of the Soviet Union (I'm originally from Latvia) I sold my body to the Rice Cakes Bank. It got me to Texas, where anyone with a good head on their shoulders (even if they haven't any) can do well.

You can go to Miles' home page, too! Click here to do that!