Suzi Styrofoam's Home Page

On the Internet, nobody knows you're an airhead!


Hi! I'm Suzi, Vice President of Legal Stuff for Roadkills-R-Us. I started out as Miles' AA and Engineer in Training!

We work together pretty closely. You can see how Miles and I met.

Some people think I'm not all here. They're right. Once when I was between jobs after the economic collapse of the Soviet Union (I'm originally from Latvia) I sold my body to the Rice Cakes Bank. It got me to Texas, where anyone with a good head on their shoulders (even if they haven't any) can do well.


You can go to Miles' home page, too! Click here to do that!

(P.S. It's actually Suzí! With a caret!)