Resume Do's and Don'ts

Here they are - the hottest resume tips from the pros! Following these simple rules is guaranteed to get you noticed!

DON'T... DO...
list O. J. or Bart Simpson as a reference name drop within the industry (Bill Joy, Bill Gates, Ed Taylor, Jason Behm, Spaf, Carl Brown, etc)
list dubious memberships (e.g., Heavens Gate) mention every buzzword you've ever read an article on
include your feelings about your current boss bash everyone you've worked for in the past
admit you'll accept M&Ms in lieu of salary establish your limits ("suits suck!")
list time served for felonies list sites you've hacked
list all your pyschoses and medications show pride in having avoided going postal so far

Last updated: 14 January 1999

Copyright 1997 Miles O'Neal, Austin, TX. All rights reserved.

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