Gross Eggs and Spam

I will not listen with headphones;
Not in a valley of dry bones.
Not in the light, not in the dark,
Not in Olympic Crater Park.
Not with Iglesias, nor without,
Not if she smiles, not if she pouts.
I will not listen in my socks;
I will not listen to that fox.
I'd rather eat green eggs and ham
Than hear Alanis, Spam-I-am!

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