Gross Eggs and SpamI will not listen with headphones; Not in a valley of dry bones. Not in the light, not in the dark, Not in Olympic Crater Park. Not with Iglesias, nor without, Not if she smiles, not if she pouts. I will not listen in my socks; I will not listen to that fox. I'd rather eat green eggs and ham Than hear Alanis, Spam-I-am!
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