I love forging email and news. Not like carasso does, but more as a community service. My sense of humor does not register as such with most people, so the result of my attempts at humor via forged email or news typically diverts people from fighting with each other to join forces to come after me. Peace breaks out all over. If only the people in places like Bosnia all had email or usenet access, I could solve the problems for them.

I figure it's only a matter of time before they change my login at work to reflect my name: mud.

Last updated: 24 June 1996

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