Anyway, regardless of any resemblance of any characters, places, events, and so forth herein to actual people, places, events, etc - if you think it means something, it probably doesn't.
So don't even think it. Well, feel free to think what you want to think. Just don't assume I thought that, and if you are thinking of legal action, I can guarantee you I wasn't thinking what you think I thought.
somewhere way out in the hills of Central Texas, in the middle of the night, late in August, 1994 A.D.