I free associate. A lot. In some sense (olfactory?), it's my life. So don't take anything in here too seriously unless I explicitly tell you to. Even then, any truth may be obscured by layers of bizarre.

Anyway, regardless of any resemblance of any characters, places, events, and so forth herein to actual people, places, events, etc - if you think it means something, it probably doesn't.

So don't even think it. Well, feel free to think what you want to think. Just don't assume I thought that, and if you are thinking of legal action, I can guarantee you I wasn't thinking what you think I thought.

-Miles O'Neal
somewhere way out in the hills of Central Texas, in the middle of the night, late in August, 1994 A.D.

Last updated: 24 February 1996
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