>From: obits.news.portal.cup.com@rsiatl.UUCP >Newsgroups: talk.bizarre >Subject: Requiem for a metal head >Date: 4 Sep 90 15:09:07 GMT >Reply-To: obits.news.portal.cup.com >Organization: Roadkills-R-Us We regret to announce that one of our better-billed users died at the keyboard today. A Legion of The Doomed member, known only as Hi Ho Silver, apparently died of ecstacy after managing, on his first day back on the net after a summer vacation in Barbados catching mud for local wrestling teams, to followup exactly one article by every poster in certain froups on this bboard. This was accomplished in less than 13 minutes, and constitutes a new world record. We're sorry for the incontinence. Please accept our gregarious astrologies. -Obits obit.snews.portal.cup.com obits@PUSVM.PSU.ED obits@BIFF.NET
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