what makes you think you have the right to tell hampe where to post?
He's a net.cop, idiot.
do net.cops wear uniforms?
Sure. Black Hole Black. With BHB trim, BHB letters, and a white heat shield that says, "Thou Shalt Not Krill" in 6 languages. A large, dayglo, metallic, candy-apple orange cattleprod in a shoulder holster, used to goad certain animals back into their cages.
*PLONK*in the center of the screen, followed quickly by
User Rosen logged out.Net.cop Nowak turns on his heel, clicks his boot heels together, mutters something about toothpaste, and disappears as silently as he appeared.
The keyclatter doesn't restart for a long time.
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Last updated: 30 Mar 1994
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