Tsetse Fly

or, She Was Helpless Without Her glasses

The tsetse was spread-eagled on the slide, glued by his extremities with Super-Glu (tm). Holding the slide close to her face, she deftly grabbed the zipper with the tiny tweezers, and undid his fly fly. She began to giggle.

"How little!", she snickered.

The tsetse tsetse'd in her eye, as a last act of revenge.

She dropped the slide, and staggered, screaming towards the lab door.

The slide shattered, and tsetse, though stunned, got away.

trish, at this point with her head still under the shower

Moral: Don't mess with a fearless fly

DISCLAIMER: All characters portrayed above are entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to any human beings, alive, dead, or otherwise (eg, zomboid) is entirely coincidental. There is no trish.

Last updated: 2 Apr 1994

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