If I Was a Spammer
(written around lunchtime, Friday, 12 Jun 1998)
(With apologies to Lee Hays and Pete Seeger)If I was a spammer, I'd spam ya in the mo-oh-rnin' I'd spam ya in the e-eve-nin' all over this ne-et I'd spam about e-mail I'd spam about wo-men I'd spam about pyr-amid marketing schemes all over this ne-e-et... If I was a spammer, I'd spam about make money fast I'd spam about spammin' all over this ne-et I'd spam about web-sites I'd spam about search en'gines I'd spam about any thing I'd get paid for all over this ne-e-et... If I was a spammer, Everyone would ha-ate me Even my mother Would scream for me he-ead. You'd holler to con-gress You'd holler to the Pres-ident And I'd just laugh and spam some more 'til someone strangled me...If you have enjoyed this anti-spam song, please send it to all of your friends, relatives, enemies, customers, suppliers, and anyone else in your address book or other email list. If we do this, together we can destroy spam forever!
NOTE FOR NET.NEWBIES:If you follow the above instructions, you are a spammer, and the author will hunt you down and force-feed you the parts of a cow or chicken that even fast food restaurants haven't been able to make palatable, paint you pink, and sell you as SPAM[TM].
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Last updated: 05 December 1998
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