The 7 Deadly Sins
- Not saying "excuse me" when you bump into the Godfather
- Bumping into the Zsa Zsa
- Putting Godzilla to bed without a goodnight story
- Eating the last piece of plutonium
- Peeing on a 100KVA power cable
- Not tipping your parachute packer
- Dining at Luby's without your gun
- Taking the last piece of chocolate.
- Not flushing the toilet.
- Missing the toilet (dudos).
- Interrupting a ball game (dudas).
- Botulism. (alt. Pinking)
- Taupe. (alt. Spam)
Last updated: 24 June 1996
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