SO FAR WE only have one judge, our Chief Justice, who also happens to be (as designated by our Constitution) our President and Commander in Chief. Naturally, he presides over the Supreme Court.

Eventually, of course, there is the possibility of a full series of courts, from the Lower Courts (municipal, tennis, basketball) through the Middle Courts (squash, racquetball, domain) through the High Courts (supreme, veggie, last resort). At this time we will have to choose between the two conventional systems of Real Justice and Graft. We have already put sleeper agents in place to make sure that at the right time, we make the right choice. Which will it be?

Agatha Christie or Dorothy Sayers could probably guess. and you can, too. Just be sure that when the time comes, you aren't guessing - a wrong guess could be fatal!

Last updated: 25 October 2001
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