Why We have No 3D, VRML, etc.

Oh, we're hip to all that. It's just that we are ROADKILL, remember? That means FLAT! As in dimensionally-challenged. Planar. Depthless.

Oh, we know. You're thinking about bloat. We think about it, too. After all, it brings in a premium. But that's just gravy on the roadkill, ya know?

Ya want 3D? Go visit SGI.

Last updated: 25 October 2001
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