| Classification | Price |
|---|
| A |
|---|
| Aardvark | $2.50 |
| Alligator | $1 - $9 |
| Ant | $.10/gross |
| Armadillo | $1.25 |
| B |
|---|
| Badger | $.97 - $1.49 |
| Bat, fruit | $.25 |
| Bat, generic | $.10 |
| Bat, vampire | $.40 |
| Bat, wom | $2 - $3 |
| BATF member, Kluless, Waco/BD involvement | $100,000 |
| BATF director, Kluless, Waco/BD involvement | $1,000,000 |
| Beaver | $2.30 - $4.10 |
| Bureaucrat, local | $5/lb |
| Bureaucrat, state | $10/lb |
| Bureaucrat, federal | $25/lb |
| C |
|---|
| Cane Toad | $.10 / dozen (Australia) |
| Cane Toad | $10 / dozen (elsewhere) |
| Cat, small, short hair | $.30 |
| Cat, small, long hair | $.40 |
| Cat, medium (ie, ocelot, panther) | $2 - $5 |
| Cat, large (ie, lion, tiger) | $10 - $20 |
| Cat, in Hat | $99 |
| Catfish, walking | $.99 |
| Chicken Lips | $.015/lip |
| Chicken, std | $.33 |
| Chicken, XL | $333.33 |
| Clinton, White House, adult, male or female | $1,000,000/lb |
| Clinton, White House, Chelsea | [1] $.02 |
| Clinton, brother, goofus, Roger | $37.50 |
| Clinton, Socks | $1000/lb |
| Communists [1] | $3 - $17 |
| Cow | $7 - $15 |
| Coyote | $2 - $5 |
| Cricket, Common | $.20 / gross |
| Cricket, Endangered | $20 / gross |
| Cricket, Jiminy | $20 |
| Crocodile | $1 - $9 |
| D |
|---|
| Dawg, UGa, obnoxious | $100 |
| Dawg, UGa, other | [1] |
| Deer, small | $3 - $7.50 |
| Deer, large | $8 - $13 |
| Deer, rein | $2.50 |
| Deer, rein, red nose | $200 |
| Dinosaur, purple, sucrose-laden | $2,000,000,000 |
| Dinosaur, other (large) | $1,000,000 |
| Dinosaur, other (medium) | $100,000 |
| Dinosaur, other (small) | $10,000 |
| Dog, small, short hair | $.35 |
| Dog, small, long hair | $.45 |
| Dog, small, yappy | $40.00 |
| Dog, medium, short hair | $2 - $6 |
| Dog, medium, long hair | $5 - $9 |
| Dog, large (incl. wolf) | $10 - $17 |
| Drunk Driver | $5,000 |
| E |
|---|
| Elephant, generic | $25 - $100 |
| Elephant, Babar or Tantor | $300 |
| Elk | $3.50 - $12 |
| F |
|---|
| Ferret | $1 - $2 |
| Fish, flying | $1.73 |
| Fish, Mermaid, Little | $173 |
| Flamingo, Pink | $7 |
| Flamingo, Pink, Plastic | $8 [3] |
| Fox | $2.50 - $3 |
| Foxbat, Russian | $10,000,000 |
| Frog | $.25 - $1 |
| G |
|---|
| Gates, William | $Name-your-price |
| Giraffe | $228.13/linear neck inch |
| Gnu | $11 |
| GNU fanatic | $27 |
| Goat | $1 - $3 |
| Gopher | $.22 - $.223FMJ |
| H |
|---|
| Hawg | $.25 / pound, or going rate for iron |
| Hedgehog | $5 - $9 |
| Hog | $15 - $25 |
| Horse | $7 - $25 |
| I |
|---|
| Iguana | $.25 - $4 |
| J |
|---|
| Jackass, animal | $3 - $9 |
| Jackass, human | $12 - $40 |
| Jackass, political | $1,000 |
| Jobs, Steve | $Whatever-Bill-Gates-goes-for / 2 |
| K |
|---|
| Kanga | $25 |
| Kimodo dragon | $75 - $125 |
| Kiwi | $4 - $10 |
| Koala | $5 - $20 |
| Krill | $.357/ton |
| L |
|---|
| Lawyer (TRU) | TOP $$$ - CALL!!! |
| Lemur | $12 - $25 |
| Lizard | $.25 - $9 |
| Lizzard | $50 |
| M |
|---|
| Manatee | $3 - $17 |
| Marketeer | $10/lb |
| Mole, Dirt | $1.00 |
| Mole, Rock | $7.00 |
| Mole, CIA/KGB/spook | $25 - $75 |
| Mole, White House | [2] |
| Moose, ordinary | $25 - $75 |
| Moose, Capitalist | $12 |
| Moose, Mister | $11 |
| Mouse, Field | $.10 |
| Mouse, House | $.15 |
| Mouse, Mexican, Speedy | $.25 |
| Mouse, Mighty | $.35 |
| Mouse, Misc., Cartoon | $1 |
| Mouse, Mortimer | $12 |
| Mouse, One-Button | $.0001 |
| Mouse, PC, Serial | $.00001 |
| Mouse, Two-Button | $.00015 |
| Mouseketeer [1] | $5 |
| N |
|---|
| Newbie, t.b | $25 |
| Newbie, other | $.25 |
| Newt, cave | $.10 |
| Newt, cave, t.b | $.01 |
| Newt, Congressional | $12.92/lb |
| Newt, other | $.12 |
| NeXt, any | $100 [3] |
| O |
|---|
| Octopus | $.07 - $33 |
| Oldbie, t.b | $.0001 |
| Oldbie, other | $.10 |
| Opossum | See Possum. |
| Ox | $4 - $12.50 |
| P |
|---|
| Paramecium | $.01/ton |
| Pig, basic, US | $2 - $7 |
| Pig, flying | $200 - $700 |
| Pig, miniature, any | $.50 - $1 |
| Possum | [4] |
| Q |
|---|
| Quail | $.11 |
| R |
|---|
| Rabbit, Common | $1 |
| Rabbit, Jack | $.50 |
| Rabbit, Pesky | $3.50 |
| Rabbit, Roger | $35.00 |
| Rabbit, t.b | $350 |
| Rat, Common | $1 |
| Rat, Fink | Ask Guido |
| Rat, Wharf | $50 |
| Reno, Janet | $1,005/lb New, higher price! |
| Roaches | $.03/lb |
| Roadrunner | $10 - $11.70 |
| Roo | $3 |
| S |
|---|
| Snake, cobra | $5 |
| Snake, copperhead | $1 |
| Snake, rattle | $1 |
| Snake, other | $.10 |
| SPAM | $0.00 |
| Squirrel, standard | $.20 |
| Squirrel, flying | $.20 |
| Squirrel, flying, Rocky | death penalty |
| Stoat | $7 |
| T |
|---|
| Tarantula | $.10 - $.25 |
| Thug, Jack-booted | $100 |
| Tortoise | $3 - $42.50 |
| Turtle | $3 - $42.50 |
| U |
|---|
| Unicorn | $3,572.13 |
| Uvulated splut | $75 |
| V |
|---|
| Valve, bi | $.002 - $32 |
| Volvo | $20,000 |
| W |
|---|
| Whale, exploded by DOT | $.39/lb |
| Whale, other | $3.90/lb |
| Weasel | $10 |
| Wolverine | $7.50 |
| X |
|---|
| X, Programmers, Avg | $.10/doz |
| X, Programmers, Top Notch | $75K/yr |
| Y |
|---|
| Yak | $6.75 - $19 |
| Yok | $23 |
| Z |
|---|
| Zebra | $5 - $17 |
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