Founder, Chief Executed Officer and (as a result) Most Cloned Officer.
VP of Legal Stuff
Chief Torts Officer
Chief Financial Officer, Chief Operations Officer, sometimes acting President
Chief Legal Officer, Private Defective, Eagle Scout, Homolgated Medical Officer
Manager in Charge
Chief Middle-level-management Officer
RRU maintains an opulent, austere, tastefully revolting coprorate
headquarters on the land inside a major rural interchange where
several interstate highways meet, assuring lots of fresh roadkill
close at hand. Today, the corporate HQ and main plant have taken
over 17 acres of federal land underneath the road system. The
exact location is a closely held secret in this closely held
corporation, for rather obvious reasons.
Last updated: 25 October 2001
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