We, the people, in order to maintain a more perfect union,
do hereby declare the following quotas of lawyers:
A lower boundary of 1 lawyer per 1 10,000,000 citizens is
An upper bound of 1 lawyer per 100,000 citizens is non-negotiable.
When in season, there is no bag limit on lawyers, unless the lower
boundary is in danger.
Non-citizen lawyers may not establish residency, with the exception
of those practicing some other trade. Non-citizen lawyers deemed
resident by any court of the USOR, who shall not be able to prove
to the satisfaction of the local posse comatose that they are
otherwise gainfully employed in some non-lawyer trade, shall be
sentenced to a lifetime of roadkill maintenance duty.
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